BCN WEEK | Barcelona's Alternative Newsweekly
Vol 1, No 74 | April 14, 2009

Boomtown Cogs
Raúl Muniente Sariñena


La Cruz Verde
Anna Gurney


Voice Over
Simon Friel


Matar en Barcelona
Jordi Corominas i Julián


7 Segundos
Christian Schallert


Fem Pais
Núria Ferrer & Jordi Corominas i Julián


La Fatxa
Isolda Dosrius Déulafeu


La Cuina Guarra
Tiffany Carter


Chispa Ibérica
Judith Alarcón Bardera


Artist Testing
El Staff


Arroz Negro
El Públic

RESURRECCIÓ

by La Fatxa

The world cannot go by the right way. No, no, dear readers. Do you think que es de recibo to allow that the students are living in the Rectorat during four months? That’s campi qui pugui. Where are the rigor and the discipline? Neither the rector knows how to impose his will, neither the students know the best behavior en societat. We hear some students wanted to go to class (or to have a coffee), and the okupas were not going to let them in. But the question is: why the rector allowed this occupation during four months? I could talk about Bolonya with the students. I wanted to do it. I promise you. I’m the best. It would be easy, yes, sure. What kind of blood have they inside? (Mmmh, I don’t want to response that question: I don’t want to take the risk my column doesn’t see the light.) What vital necessity they have lived? No response from myself. I have a lot of things to teach them, all of them, the okupas students and the bons estudiants that want to ignore the Catalan reality, the rector and the president.

First of all: why four months and not only one day or two weeks? What the power wanted? To heat up l’ambient till the situation was insuportable and, at the same time, justified any action? Maybe now was the best moment, just before the tourists come here...

Second: Do you know that Bolonya no vincula jurídicament els Estats membres and its application is not equal in Europe? Do you know its application in Spain doesn’t affect to the studies of Medicine, Architecture and other classical Engineering studies? Why, my God? What interests are behind? Think about it and, later, up to you. Maybe to have more people serving to the foreigners in the hotels and in the tourist services...

Third: The decision to implement Bolonya here is taken in Madrid, the belly button of the universe –according to the Castilia beliefs. Students, open your eyes: our autonomous government only carry out the orders from the belly button of the universe.

Fourth: Why, angelets del meu cor, esperança del futur, did you expose your bodies in the streets? Why did you expose your integrity to the “experience” of our governants to manage those kind of situations? The result was a timefall, 40 years ago. I though: Oh! The resurrection of Paco! Only it was missing to re-open the comisaria of Laietana. The situation, se’ls va escapar “una mica” de les mans. Well, to say it with soft words...

Fifth: Don’t forget something is going on in Europe with reference to the education, our mestres were in vaga... Ai! Anyone wants to fer vaga, què fàcil! A treballar tots!

Students, the right way is another one. It would be more easy to accept the Establishment rules... Chiefs of the University, I want to recite one verse, dedicated to you: “Però tot passa, ...”, your current power position maybe another tomorrow. Honorable, what’s the matter? All characters in that story are wrong. Yes.

Look at me. Listen to me. I was quietly living in My city, exceptuant els borinots that only want the modernism. Anyway, the world, my country and my city never go by the right way while the socialist government act like la dreta. For that, I can be the President. Why not? Jo sóc de dretes, declarated, jo vaig de cara and I never lie. You know it. Yes. Why not? La Fatxa for President. The change.

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